one who proclaims a particular ethic or commitment yet whose choices and behavior patterns prove otherwise. Similar in type to a hypocrite, "no-show" labels someone as untrustworthy, unstable and purposefully two-faced.
"He professes to be such a Chrisitan yet he is a no-show to his family and friends and only thinks of himself."
"Mr. Jones gives a ton of money and time to charity but is a no-show to his wife, his kids and his church."
"Mr. Jones gives a ton of money and time to charity but is a no-show to his wife, his kids and his church."
by DLS2 February 23, 2007
Get the no-show mug.The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.
'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'
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'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'
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'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'
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Socks worn by insecure comformists who claim they are "more comfortable," but what's more comfortable about ferocious blades of grass scratching your fully-exposed ankles?
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"Did you watch the Superbowl last night?"..."Yeah, it was boring, the Rams were totally the Greatest No-Show on Turf"
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