Noser

A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.

Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.

by Poopman69420 July 3, 2020

Butter noose

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.

Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.

by aretegroup September 17, 2016

Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Tuesday nooner

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth

Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.

by The nooner knows February 7, 2021

Noobertia

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

by ilib February 2, 2010

mega dank nooner

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

by Professional squid September 24, 2020

Super mega dank nooner

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie

Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020