Niskayuna

A very rich town near Schenectady in Upstate NY. Most people here make great money, but not everyone. The houses range from small apartments to huge ass mansions. All the kids here are stereotypical and predictable, living out the fantasies of their favorite brain-rotting MTV garbage. They spend their time drinking, doing drugs, and speeding in BMWs. Everyone here hates their lives and will complain about it openly. There is no school spirit. The cops here pretend that they have a job, but generally only bust the occasional high school. When a bunch of girls from the high school are suspended for drinking at a dance, the entire town is suddenly in upheaval. Every young person who has the chance to leave does and rarely returns.

Niskayuna is sometimes abbreviated to Nisky.

by scb722 January 4, 2009

niskers

When a female has chest hair and/or excessive nipple hair, similar to that found on a man.

guy 1: i was making out with this chick last night and she had more chest hair than me

guy 2: eww there's nothing worse than niskers

eg. While tweaking her nipple my fingers got caught in her niskers.

by cherty-alay-lalonda February 26, 2010

niskanen

Finnish name

niska = neck (finnish)
- nen = -y ( as in necky,
ie lot of neck )

Being niskanen is to be stubbornly steadfast.

by Antti Kotilainen November 26, 2003

Niskayuna

A suburban town in upstate New York, located outside of Schenectady. Generally the income is moderate to upper class, with a reputation for being one of the wealthier towns in the area. A somewhat superficial place, Niskayuna has its own holiday to celebrate itself dubiously titled "Niska-day". Niskayuna is also commonly abbreviated to "Nisky". Much of the demographics consist of old people, and anyone that still has to live at home with their parents until they can leave. Amongst these young people, they are generally homogeneous and average (despite the constant social one-upping they tend to attempt, whether socially or academically). Due to this, one can usually note the unofficial "uniform" of the Niskayuna student. This most often involves Ugg boots, Northface backpacks/jackets, ect. Most interestingly, is the general dislike many of these young people will have for the area (see other posts). Old people are often spotted clogging up the post office between noon and two o'clock on weekdays. The police often like to pretend that they actually work, as well.

1. Your parents work for General Electric?
-You must be from Niskayuna.

by '08 and still great May 18, 2011

niskishia

niskishia... THE MOST SEXY BITCH ALIVE ... except shes addicted to white boys no one knows what she sees in them cause the white boys she chooses have a 2 inch or smaller , she’s bad in school . but the best person to go to for advice because she’s been threw it all . and lemme tell you she got a PHAT ASS . she hates “andres” and if someone ever bothers you she’ll make them scared because she’s black ...

white boy:who is that girl that keeps staring at me ..
random person:oh .. that must be a niskishia

by domtjeixiwjjwjrr August 18, 2020

Niskayuna Kids

A rich town called Niskayuna is filled with "tough white suburban kids" that like to try to be ghetto and "black".

The entire place consists of toolish kids that follow every fad they smell. A typical kid there wears Northface, Uggs, says beast and pretends to be black, buys coffee and faggacinos on a regular basis, listens to rap and mainstream and still thinks they have great taste in music, and jacks off to Hannah Montana.

The community is an absolute joke, filling every stereotype imaginable.

Here is an example of Niskayuna humor.

Nisky kid 1 : hay lets go to st. james square get coffee and then yell poop.
Nisky kid 2 : lol so funny and randum hurrhurr hurr okey
Nisky kid 3 : and then after we will do the t-bag
Nisky kid 1 : hahaha hurr hurr we do t-bag lol
Nisky kid 2 : hurr hurr t-bag

A typical Niskayuna conversation goes like this.
Nisky kid 1 : hay dood wanna go to the local starbucks hurr?

Nisky kid 2 : ye man its pretty beast!
Nisky kid 1 : dooooood....thats black.
Nisky kid 2 : ye man u hear that rap song by lady gaga
Nisky kid 1 : ya dude it was so black

The funny thing is that the black population is something like 1% of the entire community and are all contained in a place called Hillcrest Village. It is beyond the comprehension of most to understand why a white suburban kid whose parents make six figures can still claim to be ghetto.

The popular girls there are all Jewish.

Person 1 : Hey who are all those faggots wearing northface, uggs, muggs, trading girlfriends like pokemon cards, trying to be black, calling themselves ghetto, being white, putting their balls in each others mouths and yelling poop in St. James Square?

Person 2 : Oh those are Niskayuna kids.

Person 1 : Haha! They're so gay!

by Quideus Marquis March 24, 2010

Niskayuna

A rich suburb near both Schenectady and Albany in upstate New York. The houses are big and beautiful, taxes are expensive, and if you live in Niskayuna you most likely have a ton of money. There isn't much to do besides sit at the local Starbucks, so with lack of anything more fun and daddy's money to spend most middle school and high school students just drink and/or smoke a lot. You'll meet each of the usual high school stereotypes, but Nisky is known for its preppy, tan, above-average looking girls. The underground "uniform" of Nisky high consists of the uggs and northface that you will see everywhere you turn.

guy 1: those niskayuna sluts blow mad dick
guy 2: be real dude, all they blow is cash. you're just heated cause they wouldn't waste their time looking twice at a guy like you

by gladileftthisplace January 2, 2010