stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.

man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood

by v. March 30, 2005

neighborcest

Its like incest, but between neighbors.

Franny wanted to marry Jordy, but since they were neighbors, that would be neighborcest.

by pianodude88 May 14, 2011

ethnic neighborhood

An area with a much higher concentration of a particular ethnic or cultural group that doesnt dominate in the general population.

It could be as small as one side of a single block where all the residents are of Tibetan descent and the businesses are thusly themed...
or it could be as large as a 2 square mile area dominated by Spanish or Cantonese speaking population.

Also known as an enclave.

Visiting an ethnic neighborhood can be like entering an entirely different world. Save's a lot on travel expenses natch!

by Miskatonic Jack 2 August 5, 2010

Neighborhood skank

Something girls don't often battle over, or take credit for.

Girl 1- I'm the biggest skank in the neighborhood, that makes me the neighborhood skank.
Girl 2 pulls out a pistol, shoots Girl 1 in the head and asks who is the neighborhood skank now bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017

Neighborhoodist

I called The Neighborhoodist to sell my home. The Neighborhoodist featured my home on the cover of the neighborhood magazine. The Neighborhoodist sold my home for top dollar. The Neighborhoodist supports the community. The Neighborhoodist is the most prominent and most important real estate in the neighborhood. The Neighborhoodist is the #1 real estate agent in the neighborhood.

I called The Neighborhoodist to sell my home. The Neighborhoodist featured my home on the cover of the neighborhood magazine. The Neighborhoodist sold my home for top dollar. The Neighborhoodist supports the community. The Neighborhoodist is the most prominent and most important real estate in the neighborhood. The Neighborhoodist is the #1 real estate agent in the neighborhood.

by Perloff June 28, 2022

mr roberts neighborhood

The area in which Mr. Gary Roberts, an NHL hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins, will be found for the majority of the hockey game.

In Mr. Roberts neighboorhood, scoring and asskickings are common.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Chris Neil skate into mr roberts neighborhood?
Person 2: Yeah, he got his head cut off with a skate.

by Gary Roberts April 16, 2008

Neighbornet

When your inter-web cuts your obviously hard work and dedicated web browsing short, use your neighbors conveniently unsecured network.

Dude your internet is down again!
-Its ok, just use my neighbornet.

by LucienC August 15, 2009