Sebiv Neelie

What you feel after being with someone named Eileen who has the talent of jinxing things and making interesting jokes. Usually occurs over the course of 60 minutes or more. Sometimes the vibes are stronger and overwhelm those within a 10 feet radius of Eileen. One thing that provokes this level of vibes is Eileen holding only the index and middle finger up while walking by a group of people.

Scenario 1:
Eileen: "The next person who draws the exploding kitten loses!"
Also Eileen: *draws the exploding kitten*

"I've just been hit with sebiv neelie."

Scenario 2:
Eileen: "The next card is the exploding kitten! Just kidding"
Someone: *draws the exploding kitten*

"The sebiv neelie were strong."

by Sneeck August 8, 2019

neely weely

Often associated with grizzly bears with human form, extremly boisterous. they like to mate with the toughest of the opposite sex, finding that weight is of key value as it increases there arousal at the thought that there offspring will be big and strong, however in some cases the neely weely seeks fiesty mates as they believe that their offspring will be fearful. The neely weely may appear all comfy and cuddly but beware they are not as hugable as you may believe, A neely weely also has a large foot fetish in which they can arouse and amuse themselves for hours. The neely weely also has a very high sex drive and you would often find that they talk about sex non stop.

Oh my god here comes neely weely, hide your feet.

by syriana August 28, 2007

Jess Neely

Amazingly hot, beautiful, wonderful, perfect amazing girl who is loved to bits by a guy, and who means the world to him.

Person 1: Man... I'm so in love with Jess Neely, she is so perfect.

by Josh270593 May 6, 2010

Neely

Someone who likes to return NPC responses (example: “that’s fair” and “sounds good”) when provoked. Has a very interesting vocabulary. For instance, A Neely the word “although” instead of “but.” Or the word “unpleasant” instead of “bad”.

A Neely’s greatest weakness is a bad haircut, and paintball guns.

Stop saying “that’s fair” every time I say something, you’re such a Neely

by SonicSwagGaminf February 6, 2023

Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.

"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"

by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023

A Neely

Non-stop continuous bad jokes, that are disgustingly perverse, usually dealing with have nookie with ladies of the nursing home.

Last night Jimmy was being a Neely all night, and wouldn't shut up

by WhitefireFox April 22, 2022

Josh Neely

6’4 pure muscle and one of the biggest school jocks known to man who reportedly could play in the NFL but is to young. Can easily take down a fully grown gorilla and get any girl he wants.

Is that Josh Neely doing a quadruple backflip in the end zone? Yeah it is

by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021