Necrobath

When you have your significant other lay in a bathtub full of ice until the skin is numb and blueish. You then have sex with the significant other while they hold completely still to simulate having sex with a dead body.

I thought Cromer was giving Tiffany a necrobath......I'm not allowed to hang out with Cromer anymore.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

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Neuroblasting

Someone is harrasing you with their opinion for no reason.

Theun was neuroblasting me with his vegan nonsense for no reason last night. He totally caught me off-guard .

Did that guy just say he is into crossfit? We should neuroblast him for that.

by Ilúvatar September 1, 2016

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masochistic necrobeastipedophile

a person that gets off from pain inflicted by dead baby animals.

"I'm a masochistic necrobeastipedophile so hit me hard with that dead puppy as I touch myself."

by MandaARE January 6, 2009

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Necrobation

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.

The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.

by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007

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Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

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