Average Nebraskan

As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.

Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"

by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while getting finger banged.

Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.

by IdentifiedonReddit November 21, 2022

average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.

by lake_huron November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-blasted while driving a car

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"

by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022

Nebraskan Nightmare

A sexual act in which (having taken a laxative and eaten lots of corn for lunch) one defecates in their partner's mouth.

Troy: "I heard you and Shirley hooked up last night."
Pierce: "Yeah, she's a freak. She gave me a Nebraskan Nightmare. Best lay in years."

by hectic_scone October 28, 2021

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being fingerbanged.

Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan

by katiekat555 November 21, 2022

Nebraskan Leprechaun

A ginger hillbilly

I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019