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nackin' noni

1. To orally please a woman. 2. To use a technique so well that she wants you to stop, but doesn't want you to stop.
She was hoping I would nack the noni.

If you always nack the noni like that she will be very happy.

She was telling all her friends about how much I was nackin' noni last night.
by coruscatio May 11, 2010
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Nukking it

"Nukking it," or often referred to as "pulling a Nukkies." Is when someone fails, no matter how big or small of a fail, any fail will suffice.

other tenses - Nuked it, Don't Nuke it, etc.
"Did you see that guy try and push the pull door and hit his face?"

"Hahaha yeah, he totally Nuked it man!"

or

"Bet she nukes it"

or

"Bro, you're totally Nukking it!!
by Pineapple palm tree April 4, 2011
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crap napkin

Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.
Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...

Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.

Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
by David Breeden May 30, 2006
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Upfront Napkin

The act of taking notes on a a napkin at a business meeting, power lunch, a cafe and/or at school. the act is useful if you need to save an idea for later and don't have paper to write on. (idea first heard on adult swim)
Upfront napkin came in handy for taking notes in algebra II, i got an A on that last test!
by Dragoon464 November 21, 2011
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Kundi Nakki

Siruthai Siva : Hey Kundi Nakki, come lick my ass
Ajith : Ok boss
by KundiNakkiAjith July 25, 2019
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Fuck the napkin

Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...

The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".
Agency CD:

"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"

Composer:

"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"

Agency CD:

"Fuck the napkin"
by Chuck Lindo June 8, 2009
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wet napkin

A person who has no personality.
Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.
by melissuhann January 1, 2015
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