Necked Chicken

NAKED CHICKEN = NECKED CHICKEN

NECKED meaning NAKED in urban settings and CHICKEN meaning well CHICKEN.

A necked chicken is a bird that brokers deals in the entertainment industry, one funny bird...and well no clothes (or feathers for that matter).

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Necked Chicken by The nEcKeD cHiCkEn September 14, 2009

Knee-Necked 

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.

Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.

Knee-Necked by MasterBlaster666 May 29, 2020

Goose Necked 

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

Goose Necked by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009

A Stiff-Necked-People 

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so

Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

A Stiff-Necked-People by z'mirote April 16, 2020

A Stiff-Necked-People 

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so

Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

A Stiff-Necked-People by z'mirote April 16, 2020

long-necked horses 

them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck

`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`

long-necked horses by theredrichard December 30, 2019

jaded-ward-necked 

An ugly demon female that vows to destroy as many men's lives as possible. Mentally ill and heavily addicted to drugs and sex with her father. Gaslighting and manipulation leads to wreck less behavior that'll turn a sane man crazy in minutes.

Jim hasn't been himself since he got jaded-ward-necked by his girlfriend.

jaded-ward-necked by Psychostench April 19, 2023