Myron

The CEO of poo. He gets possessed by Allah every Thursday afternoon and is constantly seen eating Holger’s last remaining hairs. He lives in a Rice Cripsies box and sings the Russian anthem while barbecuing chicken leg bis and muslims.

Vinnie: Myron is so Halal! EEEHHHHHHH BRUHBRUH2121211 LEBRON JAMES BRUHBRBURH YOU STUPID 😍😳☯️💀🦥🦥🦥🎂🎂🎂🤨🤨

by anamazingtruthfulperson April 30, 2020

Myron

A motherfucking piece of shit

person 1: Have you heard of Myron?
person 2: Augh man, fuck Myron. He is an asshole licker.
person 1: aigh man u right doe

by LoserIdiot69 December 08, 2019

myron

A FAT ass dude

Dang i see a myron

by Wassupmududes March 13, 2018

myron

a school shooter

that dude Myron brought a gun too school

by Greed the abritious January 25, 2018

myron micallef

myron makes hedaya mad 24/7
myron is a bitch and makes everything a big deal
myron ruins hedayas mood all the time

myron micallef sucks at football andhe always makes hedaya mad

by mbappe'sgirl June 21, 2021

dirty myron

dirty myron is when a black male with a big dick fucks a woman hard

last nicht my husband went in dirty myron that is really deep

by thisisnocap April 14, 2020

Myron Tings

The art of doing unreal bits. As a cousin of Nacho Monreal, when you do Myron Tings you do insane sourcery.

“What did you do tonight?”, “I did Myron Tings”

by dingdongthethird June 22, 2021