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Person 1:Hey! Are you new here?
Person 2: Im Mikedamic.
Person 1:*on cellphone* MOM WE ARE MOVING TOWN
Person 2: Too late shithead i also fucked your sister *puts on sunglasses, goes to do reactor*
Person 2: Im Mikedamic.
Person 1:*on cellphone* MOM WE ARE MOVING TOWN
Person 2: Too late shithead i also fucked your sister *puts on sunglasses, goes to do reactor*
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These are a few Greek jokes written about the Makedonski Tribe:
Q. How do you sink a Makedonski battleship?
A. Put it in water
Q: Why did the Makedonski cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Makedonski out of a tree?
A: Wave to him
Q. How do you sink a Makedonski battleship?
A. Put it in water
Q: Why did the Makedonski cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Makedonski out of a tree?
A: Wave to him
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