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my pet goat 

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Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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my pet goat by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

my pet goat 

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important
1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?
my pet goat by McAnarchy July 6, 2004

My beautiful goat 

A person who is not only the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) in their field, but also radiates beauty, elegance, and a presence that goes beyond fame. “My Beautiful GOAT” is a personal title — a mix of admiration, love, and respect. It’s used when someone isn’t just great… they’re unforgettable.
She’s not just a star in the ring — she’s my beautiful GOAT. There’s only one like her.

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.
I have a goat in my garden.

that goat just ate my shit 

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five 

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.