Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.
I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.
by Dirt606 February 19, 2021
by alwaysdabbin January 19, 2016
the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit
by joyoustangus October 14, 2023
When you take a freshly chewed dip of Copenhagen mint long cut and put in in another males anus. Then use your penis as a ram rod to shove it in.
Charles spit his dip into Dan's ass and whipped out his penis with the quickness. Dan was officially Idaho muzzleloader.
by 2pesk July 26, 2022
When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip
Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
by Cat Maflin October 08, 2023
A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
by Y0 N3PH3W. January 06, 2023