When you take a freshly chewed dip of Copenhagen mint long cut and put in in another males anus. Then use your penis as a ram rod to shove it in.
Charles spit his dip into Dan's ass and whipped out his penis with the quickness. Dan was officially Idaho muzzleloader.
by 2pesk July 26, 2022
Get the Idaho muzzleloader mug.A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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Get the Mississippi Muzzleloader mug.When a woman with low blood sugar is lying on her back being skull fucked, and the man pulls out, places a snickers bar in her mouth, then thrusts it down her throat.
Did you hear about Shelby last night?
No, what happened?
Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.
No, what happened?
Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.
by Big debby March 1, 2023
Get the Diabetic Muzzleloader mug.When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip
Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023
Get the milwaukee muzzleloader mug.The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
Get the Montgomery Muzzleloader mug.A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
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