the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009

by Alyssa October 8, 2003

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
by eflatus September 18, 2009

when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
by hannahwolfie November 5, 2012

by Srixy May 24, 2022

by Murf E. Brown July 23, 2006
