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Murf

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009
mugGet the Murfmug.

murf

by MURF MAN February 24, 2009
mugGet the murfmug.

murf

the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong
Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"
by Alyssa October 8, 2003
mugGet the murfmug.

Murf

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
by eflatus September 18, 2009
mugGet the Murfmug.

a murf

when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'
by hannahwolfie November 5, 2012
mugGet the a murfmug.

Murf

Instead of a vegetable liker he/she is a murf
by Srixy May 24, 2022
mugGet the Murfmug.

murf

the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus
While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?
by Murf E. Brown July 23, 2006
mugGet the murfmug.

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