Mommy and daddy issues

Your family’s fucked <3

But it’s okay so is mine <3

I have mommy and daddy issues.

by @mommyanddaddyissues.com November 15, 2021

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mommy and daddy time

A euphemism for sex.

Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.

by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV February 22, 2009

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mommy and daddy wrestling

Euphemism for a mother and father having sex.

Mommy and daddy wrestling happens so often that they could be in WrestleMania. They probably come right in the middle of the ring just like they do in the WWE.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

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Daddy/mommy kink

When you love to call your significant other daddy or mommy. People with this kink will usually like it roughy and want to be dominated

Sub: Daddy play with me. DADDY PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Dom/daddy: now little one don’t yell at daddy or I will destroy that p**sy of yours. ( daddy/mommy kink)

Sub : OH MOMMY

Mommy/ dom: good girl. Your mommies (daddy/mommy kink )

by Thatgirl05 October 6, 2019

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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

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