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Quincy Mumford

The lead singer of The Quincy Mumford Band that is based in the Jersey Shore. The band plays phat music and smokes a lot of bud. Quincy is openly outspoken against guidos that come to the Jersey Shore and has in fact had Ronnie and Sammi from the MTV show booed offstage at a concert where they MC'd for him.
Yo did you see Quincy Mumford the other night, he was playing some phat music and smoking a lot of bud!
by Skyline234 May 13, 2010
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mumford

To perform oral sex on a woman. A term originating in the midwest. See eat out for more detail
That girl got a lot of Mumford last night and she is happy today.

Wow, that was some smelly, steamy mumford.
by Arthur Baptist February 19, 2008
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mumford and sons

when your male partner gives you the classic "mumford" but puts they're balls in your mouth at the same time.
my girl almost choked when i gave her the mumford and sons last night!
by the captn June 11, 2012
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Mumford Coma

noun

A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
by charisel December 11, 2013
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Amazing Mumford

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.
Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.
by JCNG May 21, 2007
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Mumford

The act of defecating in one's pants while wearing thong-type underwear.
Our romantic evening was ruined when my girlfriend mumforded on the way home.
by Mumford314 October 2, 2013
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Mumford and Sons

When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.
3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.
by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014
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