Muffin Man

Scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.
"Later he the muffin man says:

Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
by Britawaterfilterjuice March 02, 2010
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A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 10, 2017
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the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
by dane garner March 08, 2008
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he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8
fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man
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A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
by Juke McKones May 05, 2011
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lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
Ahh, who could not love the products of the Muffin Man
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 07, 2018
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