Scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.
"Later he the muffin man says:
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
by Britawaterfilterjuice March 02, 2010
A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 10, 2017
by dane garner March 08, 2008
by westonfuller fat April 04, 2020
A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
by Juke McKones May 05, 2011
lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
/ˈmʌfɪn man/
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 07, 2018