Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.
After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.
by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007
mugGet the Giz Muffermug.

miff muffered moof

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016
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miff muffered moof

Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016
mugGet the miff muffered moofmug.

muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.
have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.
by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021
mugGet the muffersmug.

Muffer-cut

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.
We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).

That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025
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Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.
by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022
mugGet the Muffersmug.

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
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