The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.
After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.
by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.
We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
