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Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.
After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.
by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007
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miff muffered moof

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016
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miff muffered moof

Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016
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pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole
Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting
by Poopynose November 30, 2016
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Muffers bridge

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole
Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge
by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020
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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
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Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.
by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022
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