Muf

Material Unaccounted For

"The missing nuclear waste is MUF"

by Randy Piper(aka Shit Goose) March 21, 2005

Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

by Guilford309 July 12, 2011

Muffed

To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.

Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."

by JoyRider August 26, 2009

MUF

MUF -

Abbrieviation of "Make-Up Failure".

For those girls who slap on the bronzer, and foundation, for those girls who have abnormally rosey cheeks, and for those girls who have eyes as black as the night.

1)

Girl 1: HAHAHA Did you see Jenny today?

Girl 2: Yeah, i mean what a MUF!

2)

Boy 1: I fancy some girl in my maths class... but i don't know what to do, she's such a MUF.

Boy 2: NO MAN, you can do so much better.

by MCLIV January 14, 2010

muffed

To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!

by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011

muffed

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

by John Tong April 22, 2005

muffing

A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.

Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.

by Mr Muff April 12, 2007