Dirty mudflap

When you pass a wet fart on someones tongue as they are licking your anus.

I had mexican food last night and I accidently gave Mindy a dirty mudflap.

by Freakshow 1975 September 11, 2006

memphis mudflap

When have to wipe your balls, after taking a shit.

ken dropped his watch in the toliet, while performing a "Memphis Mudflap," on his male sex slave.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

Sicilian Mud Slap

When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.

Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.

by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016

alabama mudslapper

Fuck your bitch up the ass until its covered with shit. Take your dick out and slap her in the face with her shit

Brittany: my boyfriend gave me the Alabama mudslapper

Gabby: really?

Brittany: yeah my face still smells like shit

by Alabama Virgin destroyer November 9, 2013

mud slap

the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.

That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.

by Paul May 24, 2003

Sticky Mudflap

When you kindly give your lady friend a handful of jolly-ranchers to suck on then you proceed to dip your balls in her mouth. Then you bend her over and give it to her doggystyle.

"your balls taste like watermelon now bend me over and give me a sticky mudflap"

by S. Gay January 26, 2006

mudlap

Deficating in someones lap, while the reciving counterpart obtains a boner; form of forepaly.

Hey honey, will a mudlap get you in the mood tonight?

by HEY-ZEUS-420 March 2, 2009