Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."
by Andrew July 23, 2006
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Alabama Mud Slide

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?
by MudslideMan November 12, 2019
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pasadena mud slide

The act of leaving a sht stain on a woman's rib cage while having intercourse with her breast, aka "titty fucking."
Seeing how I totally gave her a pasadena mud slide, I don't think she will be calling me back anytime soon.
by StemNasty August 17, 2006
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Mud-slide sandwich

when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.
Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband
by reeeeenknk'a January 17, 2020
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Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan
Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.
by Rntcsta February 09, 2021
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Manhattan Mud Slide

The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
by LarryGreen July 29, 2016
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Arabian Mud Slide

A girl is positioned in a chair at a 60 degree angle. A man then proceeds to climb up, squat, & shit on her chest, causing it to slide down her stomach and eventually dripping off the genitalia.

*Note: Both participants must be completely nude.
"Hey has anyone seen JMFS or SMFH around?"
""Yeah they're down by the fire. He's giving her an Arabian Mud Slide.""
"Dude, I love me a good 'ol fashioned Arabian Mud Slide!"
by JMFS&SMFH October 20, 2014
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