muck fuck

having anal sex without douching first so you ram your cock into a wall of shit in her/his ass

hey did you fuck that bitch from the bar last night?

no she had a shit fetish so she wanted to muck fuck

D:

by the seat for all ass' February 1, 2013

Muck Fuck

Mucking on food and than fucking.
Mucking is munching on food.
Fucking is sex.

Hey babe, shall we muck fuck tonight.
Hells yeah babe.

by TimmiesGirl2002 July 16, 2021

Muckduck

Someone who loves anal sex

John is muckduck

by Johncenaman November 10, 2021

muckefuck

German slang for weak or bad coffee

Mrs. Olson: "What's wrong Katie?"
"It's my coffee! Ken says it tastes like muckefuck!"

Mrs. Olson: "That's because you're using Ersatz Coffee, ya!

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022

muckguck

Someone who partakes in massive amounts of bullshite or resided on an upper level dick riding.
example 1:
"bro what was the point of dragging me to this larping convention if there wasn’t gonna be any thick golem hoes? You’re a muckguck fam"
example 2:

"fam you heard *insert name* learned how to do a backflip?"
"i been backflipping dawg ain’t shit new bout dat"
"you a muckguck."

shut up muckguck

by croccyrainbuck December 11, 2022

Muckluck

A event where someone scoops up poop and hiding it on 1 cupcake and in a batch of 12 inch as a form of russian roulette. This is a tradition in rural uzbekistan.

I was supposed to do the Muckluck this year and I almost puked twice.

by Scalchboi1 December 27, 2024

muskfucked

Someone who lost their job due to Trump henchman Elon meddling in the federal government.

She had to find a new job after getting totally muskfucked by Elon

by Dawnten February 22, 2025