When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.
You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021
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Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!
Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!
by Just a brit February 15, 2010
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Marita is a very smart girl she sometimes is a Lil Tum boy who likes to play her game from time to time.she also talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she is a party animal she is nevea boring she always have something to do.
Ohhhh marita
by Brainjj April 13, 2019
Get the Marita mug.Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012
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by porscherider99 May 3, 2018
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IF HE LIKES YOU, YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE!
IF HE LIKES YOU, YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE!
by HANSOM February 25, 2020
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While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
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