grammar mountie

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.

by nothing exciting December 30, 2016

full mountie

Being fully nude except wearing a mountie hat

I walked in on Ted and he was full mountie; where did he get the hat?

by Ebanks January 4, 2010

Mounted

1. Often used in the recalling of sexual conquests.

2. The first step in the physical act of fornication.

Shortly after parking at lookout point, the amorous young man
mounted his date and began to ravish her.

by Pickled Dill September 16, 2010

mountebank

A flamboyant charlatan

We laughed the mountebank.

by Can Oltulu February 6, 2008

Mountney

This name is an anglicization of a French locational name from numerous places called Montigni, eg. Calvados La Manch in Normandy. The name was introduced into Britain with the Norman Invasion of 1066, and derives from the Gallo-Roman personal name 'Montinius'

This is Mr & Mrs Mountney

by jamethyst February 8, 2015

brokeback-mounted

having gay cowboy sex

Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.

by dar ted December 29, 2006

mountmellick

A cool town in the heartland of Ireland. Home to a mixed bag of mad characters like rambo and his MR2 or Duff and Spudde and lots of hideous drug abuse but mainly hash and not coke unles you're from Kirwin park.

Man that rough crowd in the corner are from Mountmellick dont fuck around with dem lads you'll be killed.

by Mick March 7, 2005