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Emma Mountebank 

The picture perfect girl who takes a summer job at Hackett's Quarry, making men and women become starstruck. She becomes #1 hottest werewolf abuser while breaking hearts. Her hobbies are stealing and collecting love interests like Pokémon cards and plugging in her onlyfans whenever she can.
Person 1: I heard Halston Sage is in the Quarry
Person 2: Hell yea, I'd let Emma Mountebank slash my tires and eat me alive

mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD