mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

Mouldy Banana

When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.

Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.

by UDicks March 21, 2019

Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019

mouldy crouton

This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house

“Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”

by nJevons19 August 30, 2019

mouldy meme

When a funny image (meme) is posted that is so old it’s grown mould.

Ah yes, I have noticed old mate Lennon has been posting a few mouldy memes recently, poor sod!

by oldmatecrofty August 28, 2020

Mouldy Flaps

Description of a female who hasn't had a shower in over two days.

"Damm girl you better have a shower you got the mouldy flaps"

by Wanganuts July 20, 2021

Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.

Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?

by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK August 24, 2012