mother goose story tellin ass bitch 

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

mother goose story tellin ass bitch by anonymous April 26, 2023

mother grey goose

the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.

Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.

Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.

mother grey goose by the original MGG July 19, 2009

mothergoosehenchicken

This is a swear word that is politically correct around sensitive ears. ie: children

"I am going to mothergoosehenchicken that rabbit if it comes near our garden again!"

mothergoosehenchicken by Slickfooter3000 August 10, 2018

Mothergoose

One who takes care of everyone when they are highly under the influence of drugs and cannot do things for themselves.

"Hey man, why is that guy so nice?"
"Oh him? He's the Mothergoose."

Mothergoose by Mothergoose (Brandon) January 7, 2009