Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022

Full Moon's Night

To make love to a partner all night; generally rough, unprotected sex.

"let's have a full Moon's Night"

"Your mother had a Full Moon's Night"

by ALDictonary June 5, 2022

moron-sauce

A Person that is a moron - made of sauce. Such as if you burn your hand.

Mom: -Sticks hand in sauce by accident- OW!
Kid: What, Mommy?
Mom: I burned my hand in the sauce.
Kid: -Takes her hand and slaps it- You moron-sauce.

by MystieCalzIKal June 27, 2008

Morton's Law

The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible

Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law

by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020

moron soup

A plethora of annoying people that impede your travel while not seeming to be going anywhere themselves

I can't get through. It's moron soup here.

by Patpoo April 29, 2016

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025