morgantown

Morgantown WESSSSST VIRGINIA...home of the famous Mountaineers. Number FOUR party school in the nation. We pregame harder than you party. Where most schools only party on weekends, WVU students can find a party any night of the week! Students stumble to downtown bars or house parties to finish their drinking for the night after pregaming in the dorm with their RA and eventually blacking out. Students' at WVU motto: "I don't remember but i know i had fun!!!" For anyone who is too hungover to start drinking at 1:00pm the next day...students can find 5 people on their floor that deals pot who can help cure their pain. So after being cured, dont be surprised to be let out of class early so professors and fellow students can attend happy hour. Don't be alarmed if you see one of your professors at the porn shop next to shooters or buying you a shot at lazy lizard. GET A GOOD PHONE because students at WVU know the bar specials better than their friends numbers AND you WILL go thru 5 phones first sem...(hint: dont drop your in the cup while playing beer pong (Bianca), flush it dont the toilet (Abi), or drop it in the snow while stumbling back from the bar (Katie). If you really want to experience the best 7 years of your life...come join us at WVU....apply today for your opportunity at greatness!!!!

ps...we love beer, liquor and pot....and we dare you to visit...most cant keep up!!!!!

Where Greatness is Learned and Couches are Burned!!!

by Bankaa and KT plus T-ROC March 2, 2005

morgantown

HEAVEN ON EARTH! Morgantown is the best place in America. Morgantown is a small city where more alcohol is consumed than any other place that features the hottest girls in the country!

Morgantown hosts events such as Derby Days, Wine and Jazz, and Shorty's for Fortys parties...plus downtown high street Tues-Saturday

by andybwvu March 7, 2008

Morgantown

Home to WVU and the mountaineers. At one point the number 1 party school in the nation. We know how to drink!

Ryan: Hey, what classes are you taking this year?

Dave: Drinking 103, the import class.

by katie December 30, 2003

Mordaxt

Known for making illiterate morons and scrubs rage post on the internet, as well as making them rage quit games and cry on Ventrilo.

Even grown men have broken down into tears in his mere semi on-line presence.

"LoL Mordaxt owned that kid so hard, he rage quit the game while crying on vent."

"Did you see how mad that kid was? Rage posting all day about Mordaxt LOL"

by Faith420lol November 22, 2011

mormantrum

When a Mormon man throws a verbal, condescending tantrum because a woman has questioned something about the LDS church or a man's Priesthood authority. It usually includes the man telling the woman her behavior or words are wrong, or accusing her of not following the gospel correctly.

Female church member: Women should have equal rights in the church.

Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!

Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.

by BishopNobody July 1, 2019

ja morant

A guy who fights 17 year old and shows guns at the strip club and a wannabe gangster This is true information

Me:i saw ja morant at the club and getting sloppy toppy.

by Beifkwim March 30, 2023

Ja Morant

The worst point guard in grizzlies history. He was so bad that he had to switch positions and turn into a shooting guard (If you know, you know). He is so goofy, when he does the griddy it makes me want to rip my hair out and put up my kids for adoption even though I already did that years ago.

Ja Morant is so shit at basketball that the Memphis Grizzlies are better without him on the court.

by JAMORANTGETTINGLOCKEDUPHAHAHHA April 21, 2023