moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.
Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.
by danny January 13, 2004
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When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.
by Mscameltoe February 07, 2010
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The male version of cameltoe. Usually found on old men wearing suits. The two round balls poking out resemble the image of a moose knuckle.
I would've enjoyed David Copperfield's illusion show more if he could've make his moose knuckle dissappear.
by R. Jevon January 21, 2007
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an obscenly large outline of the vagina (similar to a camel toe except 10x bigger) often found on obscenly overweight individuals. Also, can be found on overweight athletes who participate in the sports of softball, volleyball, basketball or anyother dyke-esk sports.
"Dang! that 1st baseman is HUGE! Look at her camel toe!"

"Nahhh! that isn't a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle!"
by Madvik December 01, 2009
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the male genetals purtruding from from thier pants
did you see franks moose knuckle? it was huge.
by tiffany February 19, 2005
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A unambiguous, often mesmerizing knuckle-like protrusion from a male crotch, usually dependent on the tightness of the offender's clothing. Moose knuckles are most common in males with large testicles, or men who fail to tuck successfully while wearing Spandex.
I have never seen a bigger moose knuckle; it looked like two balloons stuffed inside a ziploc.
by Jeffyboo August 27, 2006
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OMG! Look at that big,fat ugly moose knuckle!
by mdm_stellar August 18, 2008
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