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Mike Monoxide

When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.
Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.

Sarah- Really?

Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.

Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.

Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
by gunbear08 March 5, 2010
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monoxide child

a serial killin ninja who would die for the family
by nycky January 29, 2004
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monax

A white male with tattoos that plays basketball for a living. Ballislife for short, tatted up if you will.
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a prevalent compound that is the key ingredient in most pesticides. DHMO contributes to environmental hazards such as acid rain, the greenhouse effect, and soil erosion. DHMO poisoning causes a sometimes fatal electrolyte imbalance in the bloodstream, and can cause excessive sweating, increased urination, and sometimes vomiting. Dihydrogen Monoxide also reacts explosively with alkaline earth metals such as lithium, sodium, potassium etc.
Prolonged, unprotected exposure to solid DHMO, or inhaling it can be fatal.
Despite these dangers, DHMO is used ubiquitously by industries, and is readily available to the public.
Join the fight, and help get this troublesome, and potentially lethal chemical banned.
SAY 'NO' TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
by halo55555@hotmail.com October 2, 2006
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (or DHMO) is a tongue in cheek conspiracy theory that claims said substance is extremely dangerous, can cause burns, death, etc., when in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is the scientific name for water, as H2O is its chemical formula.
Person 1: Careful! There might be DHMO in your water!
Person 2: Dihydrogen Monoxide IS water.
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dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for Dihydrogen Monoxide.
...Dihydrogen monoxide is water/H20.
Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.
by brendan December 9, 2004
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Carbon Monoxfart

a foul smelling fart that seems very deadly.
Chris almost killed Amber with his very deadly carbon monoxfart. =
by loserxxfacexx July 11, 2007
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