monkeytits

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

by Chimay January 15, 2004

Monkeytar

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.

Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.

by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019

Operation Monkeyballs

When playing any online first person shooter and you tea bag your kill until they return to kill you

Guy 1: Dude, I got killed and when I got back to kill him, he was tea bagging me still!

Guy 2: Man, he performed Operation Monkeyballs

by Orphaned Penguin January 5, 2011

Monkey Tail

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.

by FthisS August 11, 2009

Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014

Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.

"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"

by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008

Monkey Tail

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.

Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.

by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022