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MonkeyBurrito

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.
Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.
by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020
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Monkeybagging

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.
"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"
by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007
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Monkeybird

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.
"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"
by Johnsonville May 2, 2005
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MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
by Philip Sap June 14, 2008
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Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?
by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010
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monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana
yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker
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monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"
by Mick September 21, 2003
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