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Mongolian Nut Combuster

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.
I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!
by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017
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Mongolians

GOD DAMN Mongolians!! Thats the last time you gonna break down my shitty wall!
by City Wok Guy November 10, 2003
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Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.
Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!
by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008
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monglor

One who is knowledgeable regarding all things computer.
Thank you all knowing Monglor!
by smorrissey April 28, 2014
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Mongolian Cinnamon Roll

When you cum on her tits and spread it around with your dick like you are glazing a cinnamon roll.
Keith finished on Carries chest and then gave her the Mongolian Cinnamon Roll.
by JayMinn August 17, 2019
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Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.
Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.
by El Kroppo August 13, 2008
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Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
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