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Mister Oklahoma

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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ur sister a mister

The ultimate form of the worst words to be used, even greater than "ur mom gay";"ur dad lesbian";"ur granny tranny" and "ur grandpap a trap". Those words can hurt a person emotionally,physically and psychologically.
David: ur mom gay lol
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*
by urmom_gay_slayer_no_u_xddd March 15, 2018
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Does Chris moisturize?

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.
by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019
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Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.
I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!
by Freon January 12, 2015
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Ur sister is a Mister

Dave: Ur mom gay
Kieth: Ur sister is a mister

*alternate reality gets destroyed*
by Big Sex 2678 March 12, 2018
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MoistCr1tikal

A skinny legged, Over average height Twitch streamer.
person 1: Oh look it's moistCr1tikal

Person 2: Wow he's Average size!
by NeckMinute January 15, 2020
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Mobster in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.
Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!
by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019
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