Moid

Short for Spasmoid or Mongaloid

1. A fucking cunt of a being
2. A mong, spaz or retard

Person 1: “could’ve lost my virginity last night to a well fit bird, but I turned her down as I had homework”

Person 2: “You’re such a moid, you had the chance to shag a fittie”

by Mal’s Dank Memes Fan boy November 9, 2017

Moid

A person who is being particularly annoying or being an idiot.

That guy is being such a moid

by TMJBIKER June 28, 2020

the Moid

The best fucking place on Earth, deep in the heart of the P-sades. Built by MMC with collaboration by Darth Mader and Plad.

We're gonna go chill at the Moid later, you down?

by Pladtheimpaler June 2, 2008

Moid

You absolute idiot, you 'moid'. Moid is to insult someone's intelligence or actions. If someone is a moid they are/have done something incredibly stupid.

Smart person: whats 5x3?
The moid in question: well... I would have to say 18
Smart person: YOU ABSOLUTE MOID

by Fiofi November 17, 2020

Moid

Moid is known as a discord packer who has "retired" and is now unsmokeable he has taken over the souls of many packers who came in his way he claims to be "unhoeable" and "unfoldable" in the discord packing community

Guy1:Hey moid this dude talking mad shit
Moid:invite lemme flame him

by Unknown42069120 November 5, 2020

Main moid

A person who chats pure shite 24/7 and fancies postwomen who are out of his league.

Ynyr Lane is a main moid.

by iwtom November 7, 2019

Moid

To shit somewhere out of anger, usually causing inconvenience to others, can also be used to describe raging similarly to mald

I'm going to moid in his bed bro I swear down

by poopfart1 April 16, 2023