Moid

Short for Spasmoid or Mongaloid

1. A fucking cunt of a being
2. A mong, spaz or retard

Person 1: “could’ve lost my virginity last night to a well fit bird, but I turned her down as I had homework”

Person 2: “You’re such a moid, you had the chance to shag a fittie”

by Mal’s Dank Memes Fan boy November 9, 2017

Moid

A person who is being particularly annoying or being an idiot.

That guy is being such a moid

by TMJBIKER June 28, 2020

the Moid

The best fucking place on Earth, deep in the heart of the P-sades. Built by MMC with collaboration by Darth Mader and Plad.

We're gonna go chill at the Moid later, you down?

by Pladtheimpaler June 2, 2008

Moid

You absolute idiot, you 'moid'. Moid is to insult someone's intelligence or actions. If someone is a moid they are/have done something incredibly stupid.

Smart person: whats 5x3?
The moid in question: well... I would have to say 18
Smart person: YOU ABSOLUTE MOID

by Fiofi November 17, 2020

Moid

Moid is known as a discord packer who has "retired" and is now unsmokeable he has taken over the souls of many packers who came in his way he claims to be "unhoeable" and "unfoldable" in the discord packing community

Guy1:Hey moid this dude talking mad shit
Moid:invite lemme flame him

by Unknown42069120 November 5, 2020

Moid

A particularly grouchy and sexist incel who calls women slurs and uses arguments that could be classified as "muh canthal tilt" or just plain Insane Troll Logic, all because they can't get girls.

The guy was slinging the B-word as soon as I didn't instantly accept his offer, he's such a moid! Nothing but drama and asking people out!

by PLMMJ December 5, 2023

moid

an expression of annoyance when someone does something annoying to subtly share your annoyance with someone else.
something to say (especially at the end of a conversation or sentence) when you don't know what to say

ugh, did you see what said Jerry said to that doorman? Moid
why did you just moid me?

by comedy.geniuses January 10, 2021