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mlk blockian

a dialect spoken by individuals who live on the corner of mlk and bishop. most common uses include adding "and shit" onto the end of a sentence. "mass" is also a popular adjective. also, the addition of "ass" onto anyone's name is fairly common.
this is how to speak mlk blockian:
we've got mass bitches over here.
that chair looks all haggard and shit.
get your common ass in here.
quit bogarting all those freckles.
we're bout to dipset.
by common ass January 16, 2007
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MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.
Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
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MLK-ing

pronounced em-el-kay-eeng. the process in which radical historical figures are whitewashed and watered down of their radical politics in order to present them as figures of leadership and change without their revolutionary ideals; done primarily by liberals

Martin Luther King Jr. is a prominent example; he showed leanings to an anti-capitalist (socialist) world past the one plagued by a imperialism and white supremacy, but liberals love to tout him as their hero, unaware of his actual stances with regards to liberalism.
"Bro look at how this article whitewashes Desmond Tutu."

"Damn bro they MLK-ing his ass."
by InhaleMyAnts December 26, 2021
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MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
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MLK Party

"Martin Luther King" Party; A party thrown on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (since there is no school and sometimes no work). In order for this to be a MLK Party and not just a regular party, the participants must start each shot with the phrase "I have a dream..." followed by anything they wish to 'dream' about. If MLK's dreams can come true, maybe your drunk wishes will come true...at least for the night anyways.
Logan: "Here's to our MLK Party: I have a dream...that imma get some good dome tonight from one of you people"

Violet: "I have a dream...that imma get laid tonight"

Erika: "I have a dream...to not take care of you drunks"
by SweetPeaErrka January 18, 2011
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MLK Jr. Dr

The street name where most of the crime happens or is near
You know a city has a ghetto if there is a MLk Jr. Dr / Street named after him
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
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MLK / 710.Front

MLK perviously know as 710 is Satanist "extorting" group that needs to be reported
MLK / 710.Front Is bad group and should be reported for such crimes
by Klbm9 March 19, 2025
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