Mitochondria

A science term for the powerhouse (or Mighty Mouse!) of the cell.

Stop standing on my God damn mitochondria glasses!

by MORIAAAA. January 19, 2007

Chlorophyll mitochondria

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.

*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA

by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017

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mitochondria resembling a penis

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

by wakawakakankeh November 20, 2013

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