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Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.
Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo
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mitchum

Semen, male ejaculate. Named after Robert Mitchum, actor, due to his being almost the definition of masculinity, of which semen is the ultimate by-product.
Past-tense: mitchummed.
Peter North is notorious for his ability to produce voluminous amounts of mitchum.
by thejunk January 31, 2007
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Mitchamite

A person from Mitcham with a liking for wearing their wealth, in the form of Elizabeth Duke jewellery. Most commonly seen in gold & lots of it; clowns on chains, gold hoops with diamante detail, 'mum' & 'nan' rings. Usual attire would be sports wear 2 sizes too small.
Yeah, there was a Mitchamite waiting for the 152. I knew they'd try and ponce a fag so I decided to wait till after the bus journey as I was only popping to the Tandem Centre.
by The Hackbridge Hotelier July 2, 2018
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Mitchard

A cross of Rich O'Neill's name and David Hasslehoff's 'Baywatch' character "Mitch" whom he idolises.
"Hey Mitchard, hows it going on the beach?"
by Earl & Emil October 13, 2004
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The Mitchum

I’m gonna do the Mitchum to Mr.Frank if he doesn’t give me an A
by Penis McFiddlewopper November 18, 2019
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mitchael

"He must have just drank a slurpee, look at his mitchael!"

"His mitchael makes him look like a lizard!'
by google.gurl January 25, 2008
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Mitchard

Someone with the name Mitch who wishes to sound more formal. Can help job resumes, female relations and also add abit of class and mystique.
My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.

James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019
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