The Ultimate in obvious Cool.. if your not a Misener, you are not as cool as you could be.. Don't be a second rate person when you can be a Misener.
Holy crap dude! That Misener is the ultimate in ultimate everything.. nothing that possibly be more wicked awesome!
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When a pain or sensation is so terrible and miserable, that it in fact begins to feel rather delightful. Typical in masochists and self hating individuals.
Dan: Ew, this Indian desert is really filling and far too sweet and soggy.
Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.
Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.
by MiserableJon March 12, 2009
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It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.
Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.
Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'
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It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.
Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.
Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'
See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law
Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."
Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"
Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"
David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."
Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"
Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"
David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."
Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009
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2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.
3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.
4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.
3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.
4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!
by Slim Vision June 16, 2007
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Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.
Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.
New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".
by joesk84ever June 30, 2009
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1. You've lost count of the rainy days
2. You've had a conversation with Barb the lunch lady at least twice.
3. Half of your friends transferred after freshman year.
4. You can get to any point on campus in less than 5 minutes.
5. You think parking at Anderson and having to walk to the science building is far.
6. Your options for entertainment are Applebees or a bar.
7. You have class on Martin Luther King day.
8. You know that when the line for dinner is long, it's worth eating.
9. Otherwise, you usually opt for a sandwich.
10. You have had 2 classes in the same room in the same semester.
11. You understand that sometimes, the cafeteria is going to be half shut off so that there can be a banquet in another room.
12. You call it the cafeteria, not a dining hall.
13. You know what an "equiv" is.
14. You don't go to the games unless you're playing in them.
1. You've lost count of the rainy days
2. You've had a conversation with Barb the lunch lady at least twice.
3. Half of your friends transferred after freshman year.
4. You can get to any point on campus in less than 5 minutes.
5. You think parking at Anderson and having to walk to the science building is far.
6. Your options for entertainment are Applebees or a bar.
7. You have class on Martin Luther King day.
8. You know that when the line for dinner is long, it's worth eating.
9. Otherwise, you usually opt for a sandwich.
10. You have had 2 classes in the same room in the same semester.
11. You understand that sometimes, the cafeteria is going to be half shut off so that there can be a banquet in another room.
12. You call it the cafeteria, not a dining hall.
13. You know what an "equiv" is.
14. You don't go to the games unless you're playing in them.
I'm taking courses at Misericordia University.
by andreaOT August 13, 2008
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