Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

Millimeter Defeater

A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!

Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months

Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?

Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!

Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(

by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021

Van Millimeter

Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007

One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.

Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”

by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022

milliesexual

When you are attracted to Millies only /mainly

Friend: look at them there cute

Me: sorry but I only like Millie I’m milliesexual

by Davemcclean September 14, 2020

Milliesexual

Somone who is in love with the staring actress Millie Bobby Brown

If you love millie bobby brown but in a way like you would date her it means that YOU are Milliesexual.

by From a Milliesexul just like u January 18, 2021

millipeter

the term used for a male with a penis that is exactly one millimeter in length

"hey arnold, wanna sit on my millipeter?"

by RICHARD CAMPOS May 15, 2004