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Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
by samaralic December 11, 2013
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tax-time millionaire

Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.
Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?

Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?

Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.
by msgogether March 28, 2011
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Hialeah Millionaire

A person who leases a 50g car, but lives in a duplex with 20 of his/her relatives.
Any of many Miamians who roll with phat rides, but live in hoods.
by xzentrk July 12, 2003
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Prep Star Millionaire

1) The preppiest preppster around. One who dresses uniquely southern, and is classy as hell.

2) PSMs are often seen in Ivy League schools, Fraternity/Sorority houses, or at their local country club or yacht club.
Bro, did you see that Prep Star Millionaire at the party last night?

Yea, bow-tie and all.
by Gingerman843 April 20, 2010
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30k millionaire

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.
Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.
by Chris1234287654 September 10, 2007
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Slumdog Millionaire Moment

When a person knows a completely random fact/answer, and their knowledge of this has something to do with events in their past. (Note* may also result in telling a very long and seemingly unrelated story where the one fact/answer has no significance at all.)

Originated from the film Slumdog Millionaire, where moments such as these take up most of the movie.
(two guys are watching jeopardy)

guy1: WHAT IS THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST!!!!!!
guy2:Dude, how the fuck did you know that?
guy1: You see in Freshman year of Highscho-
guy2:Holdup, I want nothing to do with your Slumdog Millionaire Moment
by soxorama July 21, 2009
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Who Wants To Be A Millionare?

A quiz show brought in the summer to up the ratings of Summer TV. The first major step in gaining viewers in the summer. The show was hosted by Regis Philbin on the ABC Network. The show made a return on Primetime TV earlier in the year of 2004 with "Super Millionare". Since then, the show is still syndicated and hosted by a female host.
"Millionare has gone down the drain since Regis stopped hosting."
by Corey Blair December 22, 2004
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