Milliinch 

Milliinch (mil) is a distance unit used sometimes by tape adhesive industries to assign a thickness to the tape. The origin of the word must have been due to some confusion since the Metric system and the English system of units were combined (e.g. milli- is from the Metric system while the inch is from the English system).

Milliinch Conversion:
1 mil = 1/1000 inch (or) 0.001 inch

Milliinch by Kreamcheesenlox02 March 31, 2009

milliïnch 

Rare, technically correct, spelling of milliinch; thou.

Oh yes, the milliïnch aka the thou...

milliïnch by Master of beargreen November 19, 2023

you are the millionth visitor 

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

you are the millionth visitor by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011

Millionhairess 

A woman who inherits millions, and spends it all on her hair.

After William died Barbara moved down to West Palm Beach and became a millionhairess.

Millionhairess by Tidewater March 4, 2009

Millicheney 

A measurement of evil.
Where 1000 millicheneys represents absolute evil.

"That Saddam was really evil, he tortured people and everything"
"How evil was he ?"
"At least 800 Millicheneys"
"DUDE...THATS EVIL"

Millicheney by badsmurf December 2, 2007

Millibitch 

The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.

There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.

Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."

Millibitch by Pick Yer Poison December 3, 2011

milainches 

Milainches are like milameters for idiots like @alexhamer2004

Your 2 milainches taller then me

milainches by Uno 2857483 June 11, 2018