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Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.
Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!
by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005
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milla jovovich

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it
person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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Devin Millar

A musician that used to wear a fedora and be guyish and make electro house for the time, is now a drag queen-ish Tranny and makes weird hip hop and eurodance-ish music.
I listen to Devin Millar. He’s a great artist!
Uhhh.... he? Is this even him?
Yeah he changed his look!
I need to get my head checked.
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Millbee

1. Another word for a sheep
2. A welsh YouTube star
"We passed a field of Millbee's "
by TacAt July 24, 2013
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milfabilly

A rockabilly or pschobilly mother one would care to engage in copulation.
I spotted this Masuimi Max lookin chick at the rod show pullin her kid around in this ol'school Radio Flyer.... Total Milfabilly!
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Milla

Milla is a fun loving girl. She is a top pick for dudes because she is sexy and loves sports!!! She only has one main friend that hangs out with she still hangs out with others but that one main friend is the one she loves most. All the other girls are jealous because all the boys stare at her not them. So therefore Milla is a hot,sexy girl with a future ahead in sports!!!
Dude she's flaming hot!!!
That's Milla you better be quick before other guys get to her!
by Sourbluebear271 July 6, 2018
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