Migraine

"Only pussies get migraines." - Marley 06 June 2021

"Only pussies get migraines"

by SwiftCraft June 22, 2021

migraine farmer

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.

Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?

by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

migraine headache boy

A person who is annoying all the time and gives people migraines and headaches

Boy: Hey have you heard of Justin Beiber? He sucks, Did you know he sucks? I have a cat his name is Jerald and he is very old but I still love him (blabs on and on)
Person: (mutters) Hello, Migraine Headache Boy.

by Fam Squad May 28, 2016

Migraine skank

A derogatory noun used to denote an employee who feigns common illnesses to get time off work. It is commonly used by the aforementioned person's disgruntled colleagues who are aware of the deceipt taking place

So and so is a migraine skank - he recovered from swine flu in 24 hrs?

by self proclaimed genius December 25, 2009

Migraine hangover

Sort of like an alcohol hangover, except it is not caused by inebriation. Also known as postdrome. The end result of a migraine, it usually presents with a general feeling of tiredness, feeling bad all over, altered sensitivity to light and sound, sometimes accompanied by a sensation of having had a hot iron pressed to one's head or a troop of angry elephants ride on top of it. Best advice: rest and medication as prescribed by your doctor.

Dude # 1: Man, what's wrong with you?
Dude # 2: Migraine hangover. Feel like vomit.
Dude # 1: Partied hard last night, dude.
Dude #2: Nothing like that. M-i-g-r-a-i-n-e. That's what gave me this.

by OldEditor February 23, 2018

Doordash migraine

When your a doordash driver and doordash keeps sending you low offers that causes you to have a migraine from it .

Driver: doordash just showed me a $3 50 mile order . I think I just got a doordash migraine

by alphamaledoer69 July 13, 2021

Oscar Migraine

A migraine headache attributed to when a mans penis is repeatedly slapped across a womens forehead. The name is derived from a popular American hotdog, Oscar Mayer.

I slapped my wife head so hard with my foot long cock that she had an Oscar Migraine the next day.

by MisterWhite&Chatty June 16, 2010