When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.
Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.
Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.
Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.
by TotalGodWarfare January 28, 2012
I'm writing this as an Israeli...
Sepharadic Jews (Arab Jews) completely ripped their country's style by bringing this bad music taste to Israel,it should've stayed in Yemen/Morroco/Iraq and such,seriously,90% of my school listens to this music,it drives me crazy.
Sepharadic Jews (Arab Jews) completely ripped their country's style by bringing this bad music taste to Israel,it should've stayed in Yemen/Morroco/Iraq and such,seriously,90% of my school listens to this music,it drives me crazy.
Arab Jew:"yalla,bo neleh lishmoa mizrahit" (C'mon,let's listen to Middle Eastern)
Me:"ledaati zot muzika hasrat taam ve lo tzriha liiyot kayemet" (In my opinion,Middle Eastern music is tasteless,and shouldn't exist)
Me:"ledaati zot muzika hasrat taam ve lo tzriha liiyot kayemet" (In my opinion,Middle Eastern music is tasteless,and shouldn't exist)
by Nirkush February 7, 2010
A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
by GTD August 9, 2007
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
by Fanta July 3, 2006
A gas/ convenient store located on Charlotte street in Asheville, NC ran by very friendly middle eastern people. You can buy anything from Cheetos, Miller High Life 40's, Knifes, or even some "tobacco" accessories. Another name for it is The Haitian Station.
Q: Ay where did you get this boss ass knife?
A: The Middle Eastern Market Place, the knives are right next to the bowls and damiana.
A: The Middle Eastern Market Place, the knives are right next to the bowls and damiana.
by ashevillesfavoritecrackhead November 23, 2010
by One.Zesty.Lemon March 26, 2020