Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.

Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”

by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022

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midday soiree

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

by rorrzo August 3, 2017

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midday wood

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

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midday choker

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

by irowboat August 27, 2009

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Midday

The time of day when the sun is highest in the sky.

It’s midday Richard, that means it’s after 12 and it’s time for lunch.”

by Caught ya slipping May 23, 2020

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Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten

Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!

by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

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