A devil sent from hell to reek hell's demons toward all.
If you encounter a Stephenie Meyer you should slowly move toward the sun (due to the fact that "stephs" believe in vampires and other dark creatures they have become isolated and do not have any friends and it will think its skin is shining and try to run away) you should then proceed to pick up and throw an item (the heavier the better) and aim for the skull (due to the fact it has no brain it should return to hell) so you can go on with your life.
If you encounter a Stephenie Meyer you should slowly move toward the sun (due to the fact that "stephs" believe in vampires and other dark creatures they have become isolated and do not have any friends and it will think its skin is shining and try to run away) you should then proceed to pick up and throw an item (the heavier the better) and aim for the skull (due to the fact it has no brain it should return to hell) so you can go on with your life.
by dr. smerf face January 28, 2010
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Most common opinions on Twilight and its author:
Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following.
Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series.
Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap.
Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following.
Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series.
Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap.
Stephenie Meyer's name is spelled after her father's, Stephen. She often goes by "Steph."
Meyer also wrote The Host, a romance/sci-fi novel that is much more respectable than the Twilight Saga.
Meyer also wrote The Host, a romance/sci-fi novel that is much more respectable than the Twilight Saga.
by InsertBrilliantNameHere May 3, 2011
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Name derived from Stephanie Meyer's book Twilight, namely its "vampires" which really aren't vampires at all but strong people that drink blood and sparkle.
Name derived from Stephanie Meyer's book Twilight, namely its "vampires" which really aren't vampires at all but strong people that drink blood and sparkle.
"Did you read that horror book I lent you?"
"Yeah, but it sucked. They're all meyerpires. You want a real vampire, check out Joss Whedon."
"Dude, that girl assaulted me last night. Said she wanted to drink my blood! Thank God the cops pulled up."
"Yeah, she's a real meyerpire."
"Yeah, but it sucked. They're all meyerpires. You want a real vampire, check out Joss Whedon."
"Dude, that girl assaulted me last night. Said she wanted to drink my blood! Thank God the cops pulled up."
"Yeah, she's a real meyerpire."
by kaitaan July 9, 2009
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Get the Urban Meyer mug.A slang name for the pseudo-vampire creatures found in the "Twilight" book series. It's pretty clear that they aren't vampires as they betray 90% of the features associated with vampire myths.
Twilight Fan: "Edward Cullen is the cutest, most loving, caring, deeply involved vampire in existence"
Average Person: "Ugh, you still read that poorly written gibberish. Stephenie Meyer can take her Meyerpires and !@#$ off"
Average Person: "Ugh, you still read that poorly written gibberish. Stephenie Meyer can take her Meyerpires and !@#$ off"
by Maxwell Demonic March 28, 2011
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