mewtwo

The only cool pokemon. others that are cool but not as cool as mewtwo: kabutops, articuno, lugia, deoxys and scizor. first appear in red and blue, he is the only pokemon to be at level 70 in the wild.

Ash: i tried to catch mewtwo but he tore out my testicles and replaced them with poke balls...then he stabbed me 100x with his psychicness

by Phil January 21, 2005

Mewtwo

To be so damn wicked cool and badass,especially for a Pokemon of all things,that you got put in Super Smash Bros. Melee as a secret character.

Play 700 VS Matches or 20 hours of combined VS mode to challenge Mewtwo. And stop making DBZ jokes about him.

by 0niTTRay December 26, 2003

Lord_Mewtwo

Lord_Mewtwo is a Sheep Shagger that owns a 16k Robloxian league filled with ballers called Ro-Fa! The Welsh man has joined Roblox on 10/15/2011 and from that day has been getting Robloxian clout. His old usernames are MEWTWO2001,MewStar13,LordMasterMewtwo. Mewtwo works at a school (he is considered a child predator due to this) and a bunch of South London Poppers from another Football Robloxian league called ECL have his place of work, the location of his home, his identity! (scary). This school worker also has a secret youtube channel called RobloxMewmaTv.

Lord_Mewtwo is a sheep shagger

by mansoreoyougetme July 8, 2020

mewtiful

|Adj.| mainly for cats

Or old women with 3+ cats

Why Chester! Your fur looks mewtiful today.

by YeahImFromSeattle March 9, 2010

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)

i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.

by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016

mewtwoing

The act of Shoving a phone up your partners anus/vagina and then calling the phone while screaming “you do not have enough badges to train me”

Martha and I had a lot of fun Mewtwoing last night

by KamiLilBird February 16, 2018

Mewten

An extremely sheltered and insecure girl with parents that follow her everywhere.
She is VERY obsessive over hot anime/video game characters like Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Zabuza from Naruto even though they don't really exist.. OR SO YOU THINK >_>
Also known for her large collection of Pokémon plush toys.

*snuggles with a chibi Zabuza plushie* :<

by I am not Mewten June 1, 2004